To make a long story short, I had a skin infection on my face and now I got some scars on my nose. I don’t know if you can really see them through my glasses but I'll still feel self-conscious about them, maybe I'll post some pics soon as I can. It's doesn’t matter anyway maybe some of you dig chicks with scars lol… بیشتر بخوانید

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 There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later.  So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,  'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.' 'OK,' says the guy.  He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,  'You have one wish.' The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.… بیشتر بخوانید

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